Quotes By Bill Watterson

Careful. We don't want to learn from this.

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I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

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Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

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People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

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Reality continues to ruin my life.

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Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.

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Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

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As a kid, I knew I wanted to be either a cartoonist or an astronaut. The latter was never much of a possibility, as I don't even like riding in elevators.

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