Quotes By Doug Larson
A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.
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Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
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Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.
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Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
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If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
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If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.
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Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
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Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
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The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
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