Quotes By Joe Rogan
After this whole acting thing is over and done, you eventually have to be human. Some people are never human. It's very weird. 
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Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.
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Being a celebrity or anything else where you're really ambitious, it's really a game to see how successful you can get.
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Have you ever talked to someone, and you're not even really talking to them? Actors are the worst for that.
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I don't care if you're gay, black, Chinese, straight. That means nothing to me. It's all an illusion.
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I had a great time on News Radio, I got to make tons of money in relative obscurity and learn a lot about the TV biz and work on my standup act constantly. It was a dream gig.
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I had seen movies before that that had made me laugh, but I had never seen anything even remotely close to as funny as Richard Pryor was, just standing there talking.
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I really never had any ambitions to be a standup comic. I was talked into it by guys that I used to work out with.
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I talk so much about sex that girls just want to meet me.
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I wouldn't totally rule out doing Letterman or the Tonight Show if I had a set that I just happened to write that I thought was funny but was still appropriate for network censors. But I'm not going to go out of my way.
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