Quotes By Ogden Nash
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. 
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A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
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I think that I shall never see
a billboard lovely as a tree.
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
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Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
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People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long.
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Candy
Is dandy
But liquor
Is quicker.
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