Quotes By Phyllis Diller
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. 
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If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.
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Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
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