Quotes By Scott Adams
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? 
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Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.
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Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.
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The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers.
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You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
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Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.
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Decisions are made by people who have time, not people who have talent.
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Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant.
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The best part about being my age is in knowing how my life worked out. Sure, there's a lot more living to go, but there isn't much doubt that I'll always be the 'Dilbert guy.' Unless I go on a crime spree, in which case I'll be 'that stabbin' Dilbert guy.'
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Frankly, I?m suspicious of anyone who has a strong opinion on a complicated issue.
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