Quotes By Stephen Leacock
Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. 
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I detest life-insurance agents; they always argue that I shall some day die, which is not so.
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Newspapermen learn to call a murderer 'an alleged murderer' and the King of England 'the alleged King of England' to avoid libel suits.
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Lord Ronald said nothing; he flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.
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A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better.
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A sportsman is a man who every now and then, simply has to get out and kill something.
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Advertising: the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
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Astronomy teaches the correct use of the sun and the planets.
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Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.
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He flung himself from the room, flung himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.
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